Rawr.Īnd I wouldn’t find out about this part til Janubut apparently this made quite the news cycle:Ġ9.21.22 Monsters & Critics Kate Beckinsale sizzles in lime green bikini for cactus vibesĠ8.19.22 Monsters & Critics Kate Beckinsale shows tiny frame in ‘green screen’ bikinisĠ8.18.22 Giant Freakin Robot See Kate Beckinsale Having Too Much Fun In A Green Screen BikiniĠ8.18.22 London Daily Express Kate Beckinsale, 49, stuns as she flaunts assets in cheeky bikini featuring Queen’s faceĠ8.18.22 Hello! U.S. Probably better bc then she could put her own comment and not overwhelm me with her virality. And she had the opportunity to collaborate so that the one post shows up on both our feeds but she just did her own post. So that’s a little hitch in our budding, whirlwind romance. Now, I hate to be an Eeyore about our prospects, but guys she hasn’t followed me back. I’m happy I’ve got my comedy book pinned to my page so maybe someone (Kate?) buys it and reads it if they’re buy-curious. I think I’ve gotten about 200 followers in the past 24 hrs off it. Go big or go home.Ī few hours later at 3:18pm I get a simple IG notification:Īnd then it goes out to her 5M+ followers and the reply guys hit and I leave some witty responses but then get quickly overwhelmed bc there’s too much. Also, I chose this day, tactically speaking, because there’s generally no news cycle in the middle of the week and she also hadn’t posted anything that day so her alerts would not have been triggered and swamped by comments from her own stuff. And then I went away and did other stuff. I figure at worst my own followers would just roll their eyes at my little thirst trap. So, I finish up my masterpiece, post it to IG and tag her. So, then I tried a Chewbacca one but then she just looked like a hairy 70s porn star and I was trying to keep this thing classy. She looked diseased and it triggered my trypophobia. I was also considering a bikini with hot buttered waffles for #6 but it didn’t read well. Six pix total with the first being her original suit. I picked a cool Underworld pose, her fluffy cats, that fox she has tamed/charmed somehow, the Queen Mother (RIP) and a minion. And of course she looked amazing but guys the bikini was solid green so I had the BRILLIANT idea once again to photochop the bikini into some of her (our) favorite things. I was scrolling through and saw my beloved Kate Beckinsale was doing a bikini photo op. The morning began as most morning’s tend to begin.
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